I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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