I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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