So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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