i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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