Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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