I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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