I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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