Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I have aggressive nipples.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
