sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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