Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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