i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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