The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After tacos, we're chasing women.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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