I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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