gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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