she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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