i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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