there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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