Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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