oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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