Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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