So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Randomize
