No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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