So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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