grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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