is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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