Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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