She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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