did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
did i walk over a car last night?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
How naked do you want me to be?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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