Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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