I want to stick my p in your. b.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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