you have to choose: penises or morals?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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