you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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