a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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