Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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