So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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