She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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