So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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