She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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