i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I want a musical about memes.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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