sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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