Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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