just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
And then he peed in my hair
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