shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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