This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
