Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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