She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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