So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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