: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Enjoy the penises
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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