Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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