I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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