He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
God I need to hump something, right now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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