where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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