I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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