Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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