I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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