I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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